So I've spent the last few days trying to keep myself from going bonkers while I'm cooped up with bronchitis. I'm coughing too hard to keep my libido going, but I just got a lovely load of new toys from EdenFantasys to play with and review. Completely unfair, because they're all so cool and amazing looking.
I decided to wear my new Leatherbeaten collar, libido or no libido, and discovered it to be incredibly comfortable. I laid out my new SpareParts Joque harness, testing to see if all of my dildos will fit in that odd, stretchy O-ring. It worked with every harness-compatible dildo I own, all the way up to the Tantus Captain and Rascal O2, with one notable exception: the Silk Medium. It's just too narrow for the ring, and the base too floppy - 2 or three good tugs and it's out. This isn't too big of an issue, since I'm the only one in my relationship that needs a butt dildo that small.
But still, the pearly minty green would look amazing against the black and pearl baby blue of the harness. Ah well, c'est la vie. I can't have everything, can I?
After a while of just handling my new toys, and coughing up a lung every so often, I had a devious little idea. Deep, hard coughs contract most of the muscles in my abdomen. Including the PC muscles and the muscles around the ass. I wondered how a comfy little butt plug might feel during coughs?
Let me just say, having the Fun Factory Bootie bouncing around in my ass makes coughing a whole lot more bearable. It's still not my favorite thing it the world, but the Bootie gives me something effortless with which to take my mind off of my illness.