Tuesday, December 15, 2009
Sunday, December 13, 2009
And then they stole one.
Wednesday, December 9, 2009
All I want for Christmas... is the Form 6 by JimmyJane.
I really, really want this sex toy for a lot of reasons. It's powerful and versatile, elements I require in all of my favorite vibrators. It's rechargeable, which appeals to my desire to leave a smaller footprint with my toys. (and the geek in me is fascinated by the way cool charging method) I love its shape, its curves, and its lovely body-safe materials.
I’m especially deserving of this sexy toy because I’ve been a delightful mix of naughty and nice this year! I've showered my boyfriend with gifts of all sorts of fun toys, from a replacement of an old rubber favorite to some yummy Xhale glass. I'm learning to peg for him, which we've both very much enjoyed. I introduced some friends to the wonders of sex toys, guiding them up out of the $5 bullet aisle and into the light of silicone and glass. I've come up with crazy excuses for the stuff my parents occasionally wonder about, and managed to keep an ever-growing sex toy collection under wraps. I've reintroduced my ass to anal play, with promising results.
And I'll let you try to figure out which of those where naughty, and which of those were nice!
Tuesday, December 8, 2009
Monday, December 7, 2009
That wonder drug robbed me of 2 months of my life, 2 months that I can never get back.
Thursday, December 3, 2009
When I wrote this, I had no idea how fucked up I was. I had no idea that this wasn't all in my head. I was on the edge of a cliff, but I didn't see it then. All I can say is thank god I read the clinical trials data for the medications I take. And thank god I decided I was sick and tired of being sick and tired, and asked to be taken off the medication.
Monday, November 30, 2009
Thursday, November 19, 2009
Wednesday, November 18, 2009
Friday, November 13, 2009
Have you been over to EdenCafe yet? You should! There's a lot of wonderful and fun articles to read!
Monday, November 9, 2009
Tuesday, November 3, 2009
Because you can totally slingshot alien missiles back into space with a few dozen good sports bras.
Interested? Curious as to what might have prompted such a bizarre comment? Then wander over and read
The biggest has been the Loving a Transgendered Parent series I've been doing with EdenCafe. I've had a few sleepless nights over those, but I decided that the help they could give to people who needed to hear what I could tell them was worth more than the discomfort I'd experience if I had to explain all of this to my family.
Monday, November 2, 2009
Monday, October 19, 2009
Wednesday, October 7, 2009
None of my restraints are here, but I couldn't resist tossing in my favorite flogger.
In setting up for this shot, I realized just how many sex toys I have.
And this is after throwing out and giving away a bunch.
I am kind of proud of myself: I managed to avoid a lot of the worst offenders in materials. My few jelly toys have all been retired by now; of what you see here, the least hygenic is probably the rubber. But you shall have to pry that lavender rabbit from my dead hands, because it rocks too much to toss.
I also realized how many dreams come true there are up there. A whole passle of dildos from Tantus. Not one, but THREE toys from Lelo. A silicone ball gag. A gorgeous flogger. Glass toys, ceramic, aluminum. I am truely blessed, and I'd like to take a moment and thank the companies whose toys I have been given to review. You guys give me awesome sex toys, and all you ask in return is an honest review. You rock.
Monday, October 5, 2009
Thursday, October 1, 2009
Reposted from The Curvature on Tumblr
Wednesday, September 30, 2009
Monday, September 21, 2009
And got food poisoning.
Thursday, September 17, 2009
This first article is, appropriately, on how I first found out that . ..
"My dear father isn’t, should have been, maybe someday will be, a woman."It's a much more personal story than I'd planned on telling when I offered to write these articles. On the other hand, writing it has also been one of the most healing things I've done since I found out. I hope that, in reading it, people can begin to understand, and to empathize with Transgendered people and their families.
Wednesday, September 16, 2009
While it may come as no shock that my boobs are one of my favorite body parts, another is my shoulders. I love my delicate little shoulders. I was playing with the lens on the camera, experimenting with soft focus.
Tuesday, September 15, 2009
Sunday, September 13, 2009
Thursday, September 10, 2009
Tuesday, September 1, 2009
Lilly, of DangerousLilly.com, is giving away an Njoy Pure Wand courtesy of EdenFantasys! The Pure Wand is a high-quality stainless steel double-ended dildo for either G-spot stimulation or prostate stimulation. It is 24 ounces of solid medical grade stainless steel, and polished to a mirror shine. Lilly loves her Pure Wand and wants to spread the love to one lucky winner!
To enter the contest just visit her blog to find out the rules and entry methods. You can enter even if you don’t have a blog, it’s easy! The contest deadline is September 16th, 2009, at Midnight Eastern Standard Time.
Thursday, August 27, 2009
The ForYourNymphomation Hide 'N' Seek is a sleek, cute little toy case. Like Baby Bear's belongings to Goldilocks, it is not too big, not too small, but just right. At 6"x 4"x 2", it's small enough to slip into a purse, but still large enough to hold an impressive amount of sexual firepower.
Instead, I shall soon treat you all to some pictures of a ForYourNymphomation case full of (some of) my toys. Because taking pictures of sex toys is fun and sexy.
Wednesday, August 26, 2009
This interesting little set is marketed in two ways, under two names: as a sex toy under the name Peridise, and as an anorectal exerciser and hemorrhoid massager for under the name Peristal. As I enjoy the former and am in desperate need of the latter, I was definitely interested!
Tuesday, August 25, 2009
Monday morning was pretty good. I did some very successful and painless (metaphorically speaking) back-to-school shopping and worked on those reviews into the afternoon. Then late afternoon hit, and things started going downhill. I started feeling alternately sweaty and chilled. I got a blinding headache that tied me to the couch for a few hours. The headache retreated before the onslaught of Tylenol. I was still nauseous, though and I was starting to get a bit disoriented.
Thursday, August 20, 2009
This lovely little shot has a story behind it. I’d never owned a bikini in my life until two weeks ago. I was too self-conscious until recently, and my, ah, ballooning bustline has ruled out most American-made swimsuits. Then, this lovely little shop that imports swimsuits appeared. With a gorgeous, well-built, supportive, underwire bikini. In 32F! I was in love, and it was on sale. Fantasie, you’re my hero. I can’t wait to buy some of your bras if they fit as well as this bikini!
Wednesday, August 19, 2009
I may have a responsive clit, but even I can't pull that off that fast with just fingers. Having watched my boyfriend slip in his Tantus Sire and be dry orgasming in under a minute, I get jealous. There is no spot in my body that responds that fast. While my ass has, occasionally, enhanced orgasms, it has never caused any. It's not for lack of trying. I've done all kinds of interesting things to my ass, but results have been less than mind-blowing. Impossible as it may be, I'd love to borrow a prostate once in a while.
Since I don't have a prostate, this Wishlist Wednesday is dedicated to toys I'd love to get for my boyfriend's prostate. And toys I'd go for if I had one.
Tuesday, August 18, 2009
Wednesday, July 29, 2009
Tuesday, July 28, 2009
Monday, July 27, 2009
I'm so tired I haven't masturbated all weekend.
Friday, July 24, 2009
Thursday, July 23, 2009
Here are the bruises 10 days after said injection. The smaller bruise on top is the injection site (and it's still ridiculously tender). The larger bruise on the bottom is where the very thick serum hit a capillary bed.
So, not a standard HNT, but a slightly silly one. (just ignore the phone tucked under the chin...)
Monday, July 20, 2009
Thursday, July 16, 2009
Wednesday, July 15, 2009
Tuesday, July 14, 2009
As many of you know, I've been dealing with a series of health issues. My asthmatic lungs are still recovering from being shredded by 5 bouts of bronchitis between last July and this January. I had to change birth control medications because the one I was on had, after 2 years of being amazing, started causing "mood changes" of a wide variety, a vaginal Sahara Desert, and a zombie libido*. (those issues have cleared up on the new meds, thank heavens) And now it's been a year since we started trying to figure out what's causing my back pain.
Thursday, July 9, 2009
The products that wait this long usually fall into one of two categories: either we use them so often and without thought that we forget about them, like our old standby condoms, or they rarely get used. This paddle falls into the latter category.
Tuesday, July 7, 2009
Monday, July 6, 2009
Thursday, July 2, 2009
Featuring my new white patent pinup pumps, and my beloved Fluffy Flogger.
Said flogger is a little pissed at me for leaving her packed away for so long, so is refusing to pose nicely. I can't say as I blame her, but she still can't come with me this weekend.
Too many new Tantus toys to bring to try, so there's no room left for her.
So my love gets a reprieve from that flogging I've been "threatening" him with.
He still has to take every one of these dildos.
(one at a time, of course)
Too bad I don't have room for the pumps.
(this is kind of fun. I may have to do this more often)
Wednesday, July 1, 2009
Monday, June 29, 2009
Sunday, June 28, 2009
Friday, June 26, 2009
Thursday, June 25, 2009
Not the kinky kind, the spankings and floggings that make you quiver all over. Not the quick kind, like when you prick your finger or get a headache. The kind of pain that takes over your life.
Wednesday, June 24, 2009
The Pure is my favorite (affordable) upgrade from the standard basic vibrator. She’s strong. Her vibrations are deep and thrumming. She’s velvety. She’s ridiculously waterproof. She’s quiet. Some may find her too simple, too bland, but when I see a basic toy like this I take it as a challenge to see how many new uses I can come up for with it. We both had a lot of fun stretching our imaginations to the limit, but there always seem to be so many more possibilities with a generalize toy like the Pure than with a hyper-specialized toy. To illustrate, how many nonstandard uses can you think of for an ergonomic prostate-aimed butt plug? You have 2 minutes. GO!
If you thought of more than 3, I'm impressed and want to hear them.
To read my full review on the Pure, click over to EdenFantasys…
I have never regretted a single one of those purchases. They were always within my budget. They were all things I wanted to buy. Most of them were purchases I'd thought about long and hard. But without that little extra push, I'd never have bought most of them. After my most recent such purchase, I think I may have finally realized why.
I don't think I deserve them.
Tuesday, June 23, 2009
But there are some shoes that are just plain sexy. I'm not talking shoes that make you go "ooh, that's cute," I'm talking shoes I want to fuck in.
Sunday, June 21, 2009
Ok. I've got that out of my system now. After all of the insanity I went through trying to convince myself to get a Lelo sex toy, I had a lovely little conversation with my boyfriend. While most of it is none of your business, he told me that he wanted to buy me a sex toy, with the condition that it had to be under $30, because his wallet was thin at the time. This was great, but at that moment there wasn't anything in that price range that was really high on my wish list.
Friday, June 19, 2009
In geek speak, look at it this way: imagine that each neuron can only contain one bit of information (though in reality they can hold many more, as determined by a horde of details you can go find in a textbook if you're really interested). The brain could hold 100 Terabytes of information. On top of that, it can process this information far faster and with more nuanced complexity than any computer ever made.
In other words, the greatest, most powerful sex machine ever. Who could say no to that much porn-remembering-sex-intensifying-orgasm-fueling processing power?
Ladies and gentlemen, may I introduce your Brain, sovereign of sordid (cerebral) sex.
Wednesday, June 17, 2009
After a few weeks I decided that paying a little extra for water resistant toys would be a good idea. I live in a dorm, with a roommate. There is little privacy, so shower time became me time. I still didn't consider spending above $20 for a toy, though.
Oh Sexy Shoes,
How I love thee.
Thy shape, how fine
Thy line, so fair
That arches high
And sweeps me off my feet
(perhaps I should have practiced more
before I left the house...)
The angle that you make
Doth give my legs that extra
That makes them seem sky-high
And divinely shaped
Thy dainty form
Doth make me like a lady move
With gliding step
And swaying hip
Instead of like a boy
I doth love less
The way you pinch
The way you press
The way you rub
The way you make my poor feet ache
But it is worth it in the end
(though I may need an asprin
Before I put you on again)
I adore you for the many ways
You tantalize both me
For through thy faults
None can contest
Thy sexy deity
Thursday, June 11, 2009
This thing is ridiculously strong. Sure, it looks kind of funny. Sure, it's not waterproof (often a deal-breaker in my book). Sure, it's loud enough that someone dear to me has likened it to a chainsaw. But when you've got a vibrator/massager this strong, who the heck cares? Add an attachment, and I never want to get out of bed.
I was once warned against purchasing a vibrator this strong, that they make you want to throw away all the rest. While this isn't precisely true, I sure haven't been spending nearly as much time with my other toys.
To read my review of the Ideal, wander over to EdenFantasys.com and see how long you can resist the temptation.
Wednesday, June 10, 2009
I'm one of the oddballs that chose "other."
Really. If given the chance to be a man for a day (especially with the thread's condition that it might be permanent), I'd turn it down. I love being a woman. I love my breasts, the way they feel and move, even though they can sometimes be a literal pain in the chest and back. I love my clitoris, with multiple orgasms, and endless orgasms that stretch on and on. I love my hips and my newly grown ass. I love my slender, shapely legs, and the high heels that make them so sexy. I love my hands, so delicate and nimble. I love my delicate bone structure, my long eyelashes, my soprano voice, and I absolutely adore my hair in its long golden tresses.
Being a guy for a day might be fun. But all that I'd want out of that would be having a penis, without losing any of my womanly bits.
If I could be another sex for a day, I guess I'd want to be the variety of intersex that was traditionally called a hermaphrodite. I find the idea of having a penis, but being otherwise a woman (including having a "normal" vagina) incredibly erotic. I'm not sure why, but this has been a fantasy of mine for a while now. I'm not sure if it's me being greedy and wanting only the bits that appeal to me from both sides, or what, but it's there.
With all of this swirling around in my head, I took a nap after work.
(You know where this is going, don't you?)
Sunday, June 7, 2009
(Oh yes. I just went there. And before you flip, I sing in the church choir. Now, may I continue?)
Ah, sex toys. Before we discover them, they are forbidden territory: dirty, wrong, and just a little bit tantalizing, which makes them even more forbidden. To the sex toy owners, look back. Remember when you got your first. Was it from a sleazy porn store? A creepy sex toy shop on the other side of town? The back room of a lingerie store? An austere website, or a gaudy one? Amazon, or ebay perhaps?
Tuesday, May 19, 2009
Just a thought.
Sunday, May 10, 2009
Unfortunately, the reality isn't usually such a perfect fairy tale.
Saturday, May 9, 2009
Sunday, May 3, 2009
Wednesday, April 1, 2009
Tuesday, March 31, 2009
Monday, March 30, 2009
Looking back, I realize that except for that little Xanga of self-exploratory poetry, none of those early forays into blogging was really for myself. They were censored and edited and slanted based on the people who knew about them and about me. I could never just say what was on my mind. I could never explore and work out the crazy, wonderful things going on in my mind, because someone who knew me would decide I'd gone off the deep end and call for a therapist, just because I was pondering philosophy at a young age. I could never rant about the people or events in my life honestly, because when people know both you personally and your handle, things can get ugly. I could never just be me.
I'm going to try to carve out a little piece of cyberspace for myself. This time, this blog, is for me. I'll draw my line in the sand, and say here I can talk about love and sex and kink and the craziness that is life, without anyone from my public life looking at me and judging me. Sure, people will still judge me; I'm talking about sex in a blog, after all. But I'm here, and you're there, and hopefully we'll both take something away from this place.