Review: Tango III

I wanted to love the Tango, really I did. From the moment I pulled it out of its box, I was in love. The sleek lines, reminiscent of some interstellar spaceship. The soft, plush, pet-able silicone. The power. THE POWER.

Because man, oh, man, did that motor have power. It purred. It rumbled. It thrummed.

And if they'd bothered to put a motor in the actual clit stimulator itself, I might have absolutely adored this toy.

Fixing a bad day

Yesterday was a terrible, horrible, no good very bad day. (even in Australia) It steamrolled me. It sucked big, fat, sweaty, hairy monkey balls. It really fucking sucked.

Until I got to head over to the campus mailroom to pick up packages. And found two packages waiting for me.

They were full of goodies from other wonderful bloggers. Toys and lubes and books, oh my! I'm going to have a fun weekend.

Especially since, for the first time in a while, I'm neither half dead of some illness nor cramming for an exam. Because both of those make sex a little less likely, ya know?

And I need sex. It keeps me sane, it makes us both happy, it helps our relationship, and it's just plain fun.

Wishlist Wednesday: Electrosex

I realize it's been a while since I did a Wishlist Wednesday. I don't know why, but it's fallen by the wayside. Maybe I figured it sounded greedy. Maybe I was worried it was boring. But you know what? They really helped me articulate just why it was I wanted the items... or why they were an idea that should just stay in the realm of ideas.

And hey, maybe you'll see something you want to drool over. Or maybe I'll get lucky and someone will let me review something I'm lusting over. You never know!

Today's objet d'lust is electrosex toys. A few months ago, my insurance company footed the bill for a ReliaMed TENS unit for treating my chronic back pain. (it has worked quite well for this purpose, thanks) Of course, I had to wonder if it would work for, you know, stimulating more interesting parts of the body, and if I'd even enjoy such things.

Stubble Hatred

I'm having a great deal of trouble getting used to the whole "shaving the cooch" thing again. After a year of mostly waxing and epilating, it's all so new and strange. And itchy. And unpleasant. And an all-around bitch.

Ramblings about Headspace

(Note - This post is a rather rambling, meandering babble about my headspaces and relationship and the inner workings of my head, written mostly to talk things out for myself. I make no guarantees as to the coherence or usefulness of anything you may read. I can't even guarantee it will be interesting.)

We like to dabble in our play. A little bit of this today, a little of that tomorrow, a dash of this in both... it keeps things interesting, and no two romps between the sheets are quite alike. That's the way we usually approach bondage and impact play. It's generally just another tool in the arsenal, another toy, another fun thing to do when the mood strikes us. We're both switches, so role is another thing that changes on a whim. He'll cuff me for sex one day, and sex will otherwise be business as usual... I just can't, you know, move much. A few days later, I'll give him a good paddling with his blowjob, but the cuffs will stay in their drawer. The same goes for any toy we love.

New Loving a Transgendered Parent Article

Over at EdenCafe.com, my newest article in the Loving a Transgendered Parent series is now up. Come join us as I discuss the dangers of thinking you can read a loved one's mind, and how hard it is to really understand someone.

Loving a Transgendered Parent: Mindreading and Misunderstanding

Seeking Hot Orgy Porn

Mmm, porn. Hot, sexy, real, not-afraid-to-touch-a-cock MMF porn. I love it. I love seeing three hot people playing with any genitalia they can get their fingers/mouths/asses/tits on. Hell, the more the merrier, give me hot orgy porn!

Unfortunately, I seem to be having trouble finding good orgy porn. It's all either creepy and gross at some seedy dive, or the people are ugly, or it's really fake, or it's a whole bunch of girls with a single guy (or vice versa). So rarely do I stumble across good orgy porn, with attractive actors (or amateurs), chemistry, hot sex, and a little imagination. Now, this could be because I'm mostly restricted to free porn, or it could be because I have no freaking clue where to look.

Help a sister out, please? Where do YOU go when you're looking for hot orgy or threesome porn? Any sites, movies, or studios you could recommend? Any free sites you particularly like?

Pleasurists #68

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On to the reviews…
Vibrators

• Better Than Chocolate by Cinnamon
• Passion Wave Butterfly by HotMoviesForHer Sex Toy Crew
• Red Diamond by Darling Dove
• Review Product Name Jimmyjane Iconic Duckie by Rayne
• Rock Chick by Joan Price
• OhMiBod Freestyle by Amber from Scarlet’s Letter
• Bonershaker/Ladyshaker by Joan Price
• Bswish Bcurious by Angel deSanguine

Dildos

• Pink Flower by The Dutchess
• Cobalt G-spot Wonder by Darling Dove
• Smooth Glass Probe by namelesschaos
• Vixen Creations Randy by Sammi
• LELO Ella by Nadia West
• Njoy Eleven by Mr. Silversteel

Anal Toys

• Pony Play Whip Royal by Mistress Kay
• Crystal Delights by True Pleasures
• Nexus G-Play by Chops McGruff
• Rhapsodia by Aurore

Lube, Massage Oil, Bath Stuff, & etc.

• Shunga Chocolate Body Paint by True Pleasures
• Shunga Chocolate Body Paint by Luscious Lily
• Jimmyjane Ember Massage Candle by Rayne
• Jimmyjane Ember Massage Candle by LikeSunshineDust
• Intimate Organics Massage Oil by Britni TheVadgeWig

BDSM/Fetish

• Wartenberg Pinwheel by Wilhelmina Wang
• Spandex Hood by Kyle Jones
• Under the Bed Restraints by Sarahbear
• Kinklab Bondage Cuffs by Lucius Scribbens
• Intense Impact Cane by Mistress Kay

Adult Books

• The Big Book of Sex Toys by HotMoviesForHer Sex Toy Crew
• Em and Lo’s “Sex Toy” by Mistress Kay
• Moregasm by Garnet Joyce

Adult Movies & Porn

• Sappho’s Girls And Their Strap-On’s by J.D. Bauchery
• Butch Alley by The Porn Librarian
• Family Chronicles: Episode 3 – Making Up by J.D. Bauchery
• Mommy’s Boi (Disc 1) by FrzKey
• Party Girls 4 by The Porn Librarian
• Porn’s Most Outrageous Outtakes 4 by FrzKey
• Femmetastic! by J.D. Bauchery
• The Porn Librarian by Evan Essence
• Ultimate Linsey by FrzKey

Sex Furniture

• Liberator Wedge by Mistress Kay

Storage

• For Your Nymphomation Toybox by Juliettia

Miscellaneous

• Fun Factory Smartballs by Sarahbear
• Incoqnito Droplet Necklace by True Pleasures
• Incoqnito Lambskin Tassels by True Pleasures

Worshiped Like a Goddess

This weekend, I was worshiped like a goddess.

As those of you who babble on twitter with me know, I've been very sick for the past few weeks. I've started into the fourth week of severe bronchitis, actually. It's very unpleasant, makes me feel like crap, leaves me with cabin fever from being cooped up, and getting mopey over the prednisone-weight. Regardless of how hard I'm coughing, this leaves me feeling completely, totally unsexy.

Which is where my boyfriend proves yet again how incredibly lucky I am to have him.

Review: Silk Medium

The Silk Medium by Tantus is a great little beginner dildo, for vaginal or anal play. Too bad they've discontinued my favorite color - I was lucky enough to get one of the last of the pearly mint green. Head over to EdenFantasys to read my review on this fun little dildo!

$33.99Silk medium Dildo by Tantus Material: Silicone Safety: Buy from EdenFantasys

Review: Shunga Chocolate Body Paint

For a long time, I didn't understand why on earth anyone would want to buy chocolate body paint. As far as I was concerned, there was decent chocolate sauce in the world that comes out of a squeeze-bottle if you need convenience, or you could melt up your own if you wanted a good, seriously decadent chocolate experience. Why on earth would someone pay an arm and a leg for chocolate body paint then? What was the big deal? I admit, it made me endlessly curious.