Sunday, January 24, 2010

Lack of Libido

I have a confession to make.

In the past two months, I've had sex all of twice. The most recent time was a quicky the day after Christmas.

It's not for lack of trying, but for lack of a sex drive.

Friday, January 22, 2010

Review: Mia

The Lelo Mia sets my geeky heart afire. This little pocket vibrator masquerades as a fancy designer flash drive. It has a motor almost as strong as the usual Lelo motor. This cute little thing one-ups the sweet rechargeables in the rest of Lelo’s toys, however: it charges via USB port.

Oh yes. They went there. You can now stick your vibrator into your computer to charge. Let your poor, devoted computer in on the action.

Who wants a Lelo Mona?

If you're like me, you've heard the buzz about Lelo's new g-spot vibrator, the Mona. They took a whole slew of our gripes and wishes about their previous toys when the went to the drawing board on this one. A thicker, more swooping shape. A slightly longer handle. A control pad that won't change the setting every. Single. Freaking. Time. Your fingers brush past. And, it's still got all the features that make their toys so awesome: strong, quiet motors, rechargeable batteries, body-safe materials, sleek and sexy shapes.

Do I want a Lelo Mona?

Do birds fly? Do fish swim? Is snow cold? Do I have boobs?

You get the picture. Unfortunately, it's out of my price range right now as a poor college student. Lucky for us, there's a contest going on at EdenCafe right now, and they're giving away a Mona! You'll have to hurry to enter, though, because the contest ends on Sunday, January 24, 11:59 p.m. Eastern time

Go on. Enter. You know you want to.

It's over

That's it. I'm done. No more of this waxing/epilating my girly bits. It's over.

After a year of ripping the hair out of my crotch in search of weeks-long, razor-burn-free smooth skin, I'm going back to shaving. It was great to not have to worry about having pokey stubble less than a day after shaving, and not getting razor burn, but I'm sick of it. Ingrown hair scars are not sexy, nor is having to let the stubble grow out before ripping it out. Hours, possibly days of raw cooch is not fun. Being able to ignore the upkeep was nice, but for me, totally not worth it for me.

Sunday, January 10, 2010

Review: Fly Micro Vibrator

When Babeland sent it to me, Fun Factory's Fly Micro Vibrator was a pleasant surprise. Vibrators designed as beginner toys have a bad reputation for being cheap pieces of junk foisted off on those too new to sex toys to know better. The Fly Micro is a refreshing exception.

Sunday, January 3, 2010

Review: Rotating G spot rabbit

For me, the Rotating G spot rabbit by Orion had its good points and its bad points. The 3 levels of vibration were lower than I prefer, but I loved the intensity of the rotation. Even with my strong PC muscles, I couldn't stop the motor. I could feel the rotation on the lowest setting. That seriously impressed me, since I love me some rotation in my toys. It rotates both clockwise and counterclockwise, which allows for the fun of switching directions at whim.