Epiphora's Woodgasm Giveaway

Epiphora holding an awesome contest to give away a beautiful Nobessence toy to a very lucky winner! How can you get in on the action, you ask? See below, the instructions straight from her giveaway entry. If you're super-curious, head over to her blog, Hey Epiphora!

The winner of this giveaway will get to choose whichever NobEssence toy they want from SheVibe — butt plug, dildo, cock ring, kegel exerciser, whichever they most desire. And this giveaway is open to my international readers!* Beautiful, yes?

Twitter trivia parties!

The most exciting way to enter this giveaway will be to attend one or both of the two Twitter parties I’ll be holding. YEAH, I’M GOING THERE. Com’n, it’ll be fun! We’ll use the hashtag #woodgasm, chat about sex toys, and each participant will earn an entry into the giveaway just for participating. I’ll also be asking trivia questions, and party-goers who are quickest to correctly answer these questions will get extra entries.
Party #1: Saturday, June 12th, 2010, 3 p.m. — 4 p.m. PST. (what time for you?)
Party #2: Wednesday, June 16th, 2010, 6 p.m. — 7 p.m. PST. (what time for you?)
Be sure to follow me on Twitter beforehand! Also, in preparation for the trivia questions, here are some study materials:

• SheVibe’s NobEssence page
• NobEssence’s website (poke around)
• The Wikipedia article for “dildo”

Other ways to enter

Oh yes, there are always more…

• 5 entries: Write a blog post about this giveaway. Use my graphic, just host it yourself. Be sure to mention the Twitter parties!
• 3 entries: Comment on this post telling me which NobEssence piece you want the most and why.
• 3 entries: Subscribe to my RSS feed or subscribe via email.

Deadline: June 20th, 2010 at 11:59 p.m. PST.

* Fine print: This giveaway is open to everyone everywhere, but if you live outside the U.S., you will need to pay any customs taxes or tariffs levied by your country. Winner will be selected randomly from a list of entries.

Who wants a Lelo Mona?

If you're like me, you've heard the buzz about Lelo's new g-spot vibrator, the Mona. They took a whole slew of our gripes and wishes about their previous toys when the went to the drawing board on this one. A thicker, more swooping shape. A slightly longer handle. A control pad that won't change the setting every. Single. Freaking. Time. Your fingers brush past. And, it's still got all the features that make their toys so awesome: strong, quiet motors, rechargeable batteries, body-safe materials, sleek and sexy shapes.

Do I want a Lelo Mona?

Do birds fly? Do fish swim? Is snow cold? Do I have boobs?

You get the picture. Unfortunately, it's out of my price range right now as a poor college student. Lucky for us, there's a contest going on at EdenCafe right now, and they're giving away a Mona! You'll have to hurry to enter, though, because the contest ends on Sunday, January 24, 11:59 p.m. Eastern time

Go on. Enter. You know you want to.

Dangerous Lilly's Pure Wand Contest

Lilly, of DangerousLilly.com, is giving away an Njoy Pure Wand courtesy of EdenFantasys! The Pure Wand is a high-quality stainless steel double-ended dildo for either G-spot stimulation or prostate stimulation. It is 24 ounces of solid medical grade stainless steel, and polished to a mirror shine. Lilly loves her Pure Wand and wants to spread the love to one lucky winner!

To enter the contest just visit her blog to find out the rules and entry methods. You can enter even if you don’t have a blog, it’s easy! The contest deadline is September 16th, 2009, at Midnight Eastern Standard Time.