For a long time, I didn't understand why on earth anyone would want to buy chocolate body paint. As far as I was concerned, there was decent chocolate sauce in the world that comes out of a squeeze-bottle if you need convenience, or you could melt up your own if you wanted a good, seriously decadent chocolate experience. Why on earth would someone pay an arm and a leg for chocolate body paint then? What was the big deal? I admit, it made me endlessly curious.
